A story and a laugh

English: Ignacy Jan Paderewski

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Friday is here – they come so quick!

It’s story and funny day – enjoy!

The following story is taken from The Best of Bits & Pieces.

 

Many years ago two boys were working their way through Stanford University. Their funds got desperately low, and the idea came to them to engage Ignacy Paderewski for a piano recital. They would use the funds to help pay their board and tuition.
The great pianist’s manager asked for a guarantee of $2,000. The guarantee was a lot of money in those days, but the boys agreed and proceeded to promote the concert.

 

They worked hard, only to find that they had grossed only $1,600. After the concert the two boys told the great artist the bad news. They gave him the entire $1,600, along with a promissory note for $400, explaining that they would earn the amount at the earliest possible moment and send the money to him.

 

It looked like the end of their college careers. “No, boys,” replied Paderewski, “that won’t do.” Then, tearing the note in two, he returned the money to them as well. “Now,” he told them, “take out of this $1,600 all of your expenses and keep for each of you 10 percent of the balance for your work. Let me have the rest.”

 

The years rolled by. World War I came and went. Paderewski, now premier of Poland, was striving to feed thousands of starving people in his native land. The only person in the world who could help him was Herbert Hoover, who was in charge of the US Food and Relief Bureau.

 

Hoover responded and soon thousands of tons of food were sent to Poland. After the starving people were fed, Paderewski journeyed to Paris to thank Hoover for the relief sent him.

 

“That’s all right, Mr. Paderewski ,” was Hoover’s reply. “Besides, you don’t remember it, but you helped me once when I was a student at college, and I was in trouble.”

 

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.

 

 

Friday Funny

 

After the eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical
examination, the doctor said,

“You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Mallory, but tell me, do you
still have intercourse?”

“Just a minute, I’ll have to ask my husband,” she said.

She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud:

“Henry, do we still have intercourse?”

And there was a hush…

You could hear a pin drop.

Henry answered impatiently, “If I told you once, Irma, I told you a hundred times… What we have is…

Blue Cross!”

Remember, you create your day by the way you think! Make it magnificent!

Blessings, Shawna

 

Hey – Christmas is coming and this audio is a perfect gift!

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~ by Shawna Schuh on December 9, 2011.

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