Money = Success?

The last quote of the week on money is from that wise man, Bob Dylan – who I think has it right, he said, “What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.”

Wow! How about we live like that!

55 word story by Joshua Hanes:

Wishful Thinking
Bob had all he wanted. And he still had one wish left.
“I can’t decide. Can I use it later?” he asked.
“You do boss. I’m just the genie.”
“Cool.”
As he walked down the street, he searched for a tune to express his joyous feelings.
“…Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener…”

Joke of the week:
The condition of a man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where he was being considered for release. Before allowing him to go, however, the hospital chief wanted to find out how he was likely to adapt to the outside world.

“Tell me,” said the medic, “if we release you – and all the reports indicate that you are now completely sane – what do you intend to do with your life?” The inmate said, “It would be wonderful to get back to real life and if I do, I will certainly refrain from making the same mistakes as before. I was a nuclear physicist, you know, and it was the stress of my work in weapons research that helped put me here. If I am released, I shall confine my work to pure theory, where I trust the situation will be less stressful.”

“Marvelous, “said the hospital chief.

“Or else,” continued the inmate, “I might teach. There is something to be said for spending one’s life bringing up a new generation of scientists.”

“Absolutely,” echoed the chief, enthusiastically.

“Then again, I might write. There is considerable need for books on science for the general public. Or I might even write a novel based on my experiences in this fine institution.”

“An interesting possibility,” agreed the hospital chief.

“Or, if none of these things appeal to me,” mused the inmate, “I can always carry on my life as a teapot.”

You Create Your Day by the way You Think! Be Present!
Go make it a Magnificent Day!

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~ by Shawna Schuh on December 11, 2009.

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